Contact Us
We Actually Read Our Emails. All of Them.
Got a pun so bad it needs a home? A question about the site? A complaint about the fish puns? Slide into our inbox. Nina reads every single one and rates them privately. You’ll never know your score. That’s part of the fun.
We aim to reply within 1–2 business days. If your message contains a pun, expect a faster response.
Email Us Directly
For everything else that doesn’t fit a form: contact@ultimatepuns.com
Response Time
Usually within 1–2 business days. Ben handles mornings, Lila handles afternoons, and nobody handles Mondays particularly well.
Submitting a Pun?
Use the form or email us directly. Include the setup and punchline separately — Nina insists. She has a system.
Partnerships & Collabs
We’re open to working with people who take wordplay as seriously as we do. Reach out and pitch us — worst we can say is no. Or we’ll respond with a pun. Both are likely.
Quick Answers
Things People Ask Us A Lot
Can I submit my own puns?
Yes, please. That’s basically the whole point. Use the form above or email us. The bar is groaning, not silent.
Do you publish every submission?
No. Nina reviews them all. If yours doesn’t make it, it’s not personal — it’s pun-sonal.
Can I use your puns on my site?
Drop us an email first. We’re usually fine with it as long as you link back. Credit where credit is pun.
Do you do sponsored content?
We’re open to it — but it has to be a good fit. We won’t slap a pun on anything that isn’t genuinely funny. Standards matter around here.
I found a broken link / bug.
Jordan wants to know immediately. Use the form, select “Feedback,” and describe what happened. He takes this very seriously.
How do I get featured?
Submit consistently good puns. Win Nina over. She will eventually give a ten. We think. We’ve never actually seen it happen.