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Got a pun? A complaint? A pun disguised as a complaint? Send it over. Lila and Ben respond to everything โ€” eventually.

๐Ÿ“ฌ Response time

Usually within 48 hours. Faster if your message includes a pun. Slower if it doesn’t.

๐Ÿ˜‚ Submit a pun

We publish reader puns on the site. Credit goes to you. Shame also goes to you, but in a loving way.

๐Ÿค Collabs & partnerships

We’re open to working with brands that don’t take themselves too seriously. If your pitch email contains the word “synergy,” we will not reply.

๐Ÿ› Found a bug?

Tell us. Unless the bug is a pun about bugs. In that case, we already have seventeen of those.

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We’ll get back to you within 48 hours. If you included a pun, expect a faster reply and a groan.

Why did the email go to therapy? Because it had too many unresolved attachments.